Here you can learn all kinds of neat stuff about Us Gurus. Ghandi was a guru, he lived a long time ago. Ghandi was a vegetarian just like Eikam guru. Eikam guru is the bass player for the hit sensation Us Gurus. Ghandi died sometime in the last century, but the first guru was Syd Barrett he "started a band in 1964, the rest kept makin the greatest music for 19 more" (you may wonder how Syd Barrett could have been the first guru when your history book says that Ghandi is older than Syd Barrett. The important thing to remember here is that some facts are not important, and that the history books are full of lies, the media blitz is gonna dry your eyes) Syd Barrett was in a band called Pink Floyd. He went insane and is still alive today. The first guru was was crazy just like McKee Guru, and his girlfriend Ms. matt.

Some gurus take vows of silence, like Riceguru. All he does is play drums and think. He is trying to reach nirvana. Other gurus never shut up, Murphyguru talks all the time. He will say things like"I think I'm the coolest person," or "I fucking kick ass," these may seem like shallow and conceited remarks to the simple mind. But Murphyguru is of such high intellect that what he says is true, even though simpler minds may not be able to understand why. Kellyguru has a beautiful voice. He has chosen to destroy it by smoking cigarettes because he realizes that only when one has lost everything, can one purely enjoy nothing. Kellyguru worships shiva the destroyer for only through death can come life. Kellyguru enjoys pain for his deity, so much that he shoved metal rings through both of his nipples.